Buckley is a no-nonsense Mancunian who gets the job done ( sometimes; maybe, if he's in the mood and there's nothing better on telly . . . )
He enjoys travelling, meeting new people , then killing them, but only if they've been very very naughty and have had it coming - he's not a psychopath.
Sex? When he can get it - why not? . Nothing too strenuous though - he's not as young as he used to be.
Drugs? No, not these days. He gets his mind-altering experiences now from a combination of three star cognac; Dolton's Premium Brew draught bitter, and cheese and onion flavoured crinkle-cut crisps.
Rock and Roll? Now you're talking. Always a good idea to have an eclectic mix on the car's sound system - The Doors, Patrick Hernandez, a bit of the old Mahler - you can't go wrong.
Buckley's ambitions are to live long enough to see world peace; a cure for cancer, and watch Stockport County play Man. City in the Premier League.